BadFriend Hoodie "I care. I just don’t show it well."

You love your friends. You just forget to text them back.
You cancel plans last minute. You disappear for weeks. You show up late, leave early, and probably forgot their birthday... again.

You’re not heartless — you’re just a little chaotic. And finally, there’s a hoodie that understands you.

Introducing the Bad Friends Hoodie, the softest apology you’ll ever wear. Designed for those who are terrible at keeping in touch but still somehow deeply loved, this hoodie doesn’t pretend. It says what we’re all afraid to admit: “I’m a bad friend. But I’m trying.”

Whether you're ghosting group chats, avoiding phone calls, or lying in bed thinking about replying without actually doing it — this hoodie is for you.

The Hoodie That Matches Your Energy

Let’s be real: not everyone is built for constant communication. Life gets overwhelming, social batteries die, and sometimes, replying feels like a full-time job.

The BadFriend Hoodie gets it. It’s not just merch — it’s a mood. A soft, oversized, zero-judgment hug for anyone who's not exactly a “bestie goals” type.

Wear it as a confession. Wear it as a joke. Wear it as a warning. Either way, it’s the most relatable hoodie you’ll ever own.

What Makes It So Good (Even If You’re Not)?

Just because you're bad at friendship doesn’t mean your hoodie should be. We put real love into this thing — more love than you've shown to your group chat this year.

Features include:

• Premium 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend – warm, soft, and cozy enough to hide from your responsibilities.

• Fleece-lined interior – like a warm hug from that one friend you forgot to text back.

• Unisex oversized fit – slouchy, comfy, and emotionally supportive.

• Front kangaroo pocket – ideal for holding your phone... while you ignore notifications.

• Double-lined hood – great for hiding your face when you run into someone you ghosted.

• Stitched “BadFriend” logo on the front – subtle, sarcastic, and slightly self-aware.

Available in Black (classic avoidance), Ash Grey (emotionally neutral), and Forest Green (earthy, like your lies about wanting to hang out).

Say Less, Feel More

The design is minimal, because the message is loud.

On the front, the small embroidered BadFriend. logo is clean, understated, and painfully relatable. The back? Nothing at all — like the last conversation you never responded to.

It’s not flashy. It doesn’t beg for attention. It just exists — like you, lurking in the group chat, watching everything, saying nothing.

A Vibe for Every Type of Friend (or Not-Friend)

Let’s be clear — we’re not glorifying flakiness. But we are embracing honesty.

The BadFriend Hoodie is for people who:

• Mentally respond to texts and forget to do it IRL

• Say “let’s hang soon” and don’t mean it

• Show love through memes, not emotional check-ins

• Can’t handle small talk but will help you bury a body

• Love hard, from a distance, in complete silence

You’re not unreliable because you don’t care. You’re just navigating life in your own messy, introverted, overstimulated way. This hoodie is your disclaimer — and your comfort zone.

The Ultimate Low-Effort Gift

Want to apologize without actually saying “sorry”? This hoodie’s got you.

Give it to the friend you forgot to call back. Send it to your long-distance bestie who hasn’t heard from you in months. Or buy it for yourself — because self-awareness is the first step to redemption (and because you’ll probably forget to order later if you don’t do it now).

It’s the perfect gift for:

• Friends who understand your social anxiety

• Friends who are just as bad at replying

• Friends who deserve better (but love you anyway)

• You — if this hoodie feels a little too personal

Join the BadFriend Club

Being a bad friend doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. You have love. You just show it in weird, delayed, often inconvenient ways.

The BadFriend jeans lets you own your flaws, laugh at yourself, and maybe, just maybe, make it up to someone — by showing up in the world’s most brutally honest hoodie.

So go ahead. Be the unreliable narrator in someone’s life story — but do it in style.

BadFriend Hoodie
$65 USD
Sizes: XS – 3XL
Ships Worldwide | No commitment required

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